My mother taught me everything, except how to live without her.
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| — | This terrifies me (via clinginess) |
We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own.
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| — | my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via disjunct) |
wow
watch the fat guy version of this video—where it’s a skinny guy turned fat and the girls meet up with him. it goes SO DIFFERENT. they actually talk about things other than his weight, and he even gets kissed.
oh, society.Reblogging because I hadn’t seen the fat guy version. Most of the women are shocked and a little put off at first, but not a single one bails, even when he says some things that they obviously dislike (he tells a woman who works with children that he can’t stand kids, and tells another that he hates dogs). They all give him a shot, even if they don’t feel a connection. The men don’t even stick around long enough to get the to know the woman, and instead focus completely on her appearance and the fact that they feel lied to.
Shout out to every straight boy that has ever said “I’m gonna make you cum” and then did not actually make anyone cum.
Oh my god
i just googled “what are onions good for” and i meant health-wise but i will admit i feel kind of bad. it sounded so mean. im sorry onions.
Dear Followers,
I have been receiving a lot of messages as the one above. Apparently there is a person going around on tumblr, befriending members of the lgbt community who are not yet out to their parents. She then sends their parents letters outing them. (S)he pretends to want to be your pen pal or wants to send you a letter/gift via mail. (S)he will do anything to get your address. Please be careful. I’d really appreciate you guys reblogging this or making a similar post letting your friends/followers know. Just because that person’s blog was deleted doesn’t mean (s)he won’t come back.
UGH this is disgusting, trust no bitch. Please be careful babies <3
Please reblog this. I know it’s off topic but it’s very important to get the word out.
This is real. I know for a fact this is real, and she uses different usernames now. She’s turned to more pointedly LGBTQA+ friendly names to try and lure people in. Careful, folks. Seriously, careful.
PSA
